Phunkie Badger Full Grain Leather Thong – The Ultimate Flip Flop for the Funky Foot:

Say hello to your new best friend for your feet – the Phunkie Badger Full Grain Leather Thong. This isn't just any flip flop; it's the king of the sandal world, the jandal of your dreams, the plugger that plugs into your soul.

Made from full grain leather that's tougher than a badger's hide, this thong (and yes, we're talking about footwear here) is built to last longer than your last relationship.

The leather insole? That's like having a little piece of luxury underfoot every day. No more smelly feet; these bad boys keep it fresh, so you can wear them from dawn till dusk without offending anyone but maybe your taste in socks.

They're so comfortable, you might forget you're wearing shoes at all – which is great because then you can pretend you're walking on clouds or maybe just really soft grass. Wear them anywhere, anytime, and let the world know you're not just walking; you're strutting with the confidence of someone who's got the best thongs this side of the galaxy.